That was the year we moved in across from the Lydia Fanny Lupita hair salon, in a neighborhood of Chicago far from the lake. I was working as a nanny for a family in the Northwest suburbs teaching their child to swim, while my husband worked from home on a screenplay set in the street outside our apartment. He met Sara at the Starbucks near the Jewel Osco, which was a mile away and our closest coffeeshop. The affair lasted two months or around there.
Sandra had plans to attend the New Year’s Rockin’ Eve satellite concert in the Meadowlands. Her ticket was already printed out and folded in the inside pocket of her purse. But earlier that evening she’d been struck by a sharp bolt of loneliness while making pernil in a pot too big for one person and decided to invite Lyle over for dinner. They worked together at Slooterdam Middle, and he was good company. Now they sat on opposite ends of the couch recalling the best Bobby LaFrange moments of 2003. On TV, Dick Clark announced there were ninety minutes left in the year.
“There was the first incident,” Lyle said. “Where he called Baccara phat, and she cried.”
They lost it, remembering the way their poor music teacher’s face froze in embarrassment after learning that phat with a “ph” meant cool.
“Or when he knifed a bean bag, and got PVC pellets all over my room?” Sandra doubled over in hysterics with a tissue pressed against her eyes. She tried not to spill her wine. Lyle made her feel young, like she was in her twenties again, like all she had to do to look glowy and beautiful was drink a glass of water.
She would turn forty-one this winter. He was twenty-five. He taught Geography at Slooterdam and she taught Spanish, and he liked to joke that he was Geographic because Sandra was Spanish (she was Dominican). He claimed to have a girlfriend, a delivery nurse named Alonna who lived on a farm out in Warren, but Sandra hadn’t met her. Which was fine because Lyle had never met her husband Eduardo, a successful long-haul trucker who’d died on the turnpike two years ago next month. The hole E had left in Sandra’s heart was almost as big as Bomba, his wet-red semi she was storing at the airport in long-term parking. Sandra missed E with fervor, but this friendship had bloomed wildly and unexpectedly this fall and made that pain feel highway light and far away. She watched Lyle take a long drink from E’s old “Loungin’ Lizard” mug, noticing how he closed his lips over his teeth like he was catching a fly.
Sandra was slightly embarrassed to be enamored with someone so . . . obvious. Lyle was sandy and handsome, and the only person she had ever met from California. He was young enough to see beyond Slooterdam, could still imagine a future that took him away from the classroom and onto the maps. He’d already been to every state and longed to sail around the Americas, the Panama Canal be damned. His love for Geography was essential to his being like how writers and artists are, before anything else, these things first. Like how E’s life had been determined by the irresistibility of the open road.
At Brickell Point on the Miami River, ten minutes from a tower that holds the record for the longest pour of concrete in Florida’s real estate development history, Marietta asks me if I believe in the god gene. I’m on the grass looking up at her from my spot on a slab of the oolitic limestone once carved into earth to make this perfect circle, trying to cool off from a crossfire of heat. The Miami Circle is the only known structure cut into bedrock on the Eastern U.S. coast. They say there’s more of this under all of Miami Dade, built by the Tequesta natives or even further back, the Mayans, but it is the twenty-first century. We sit amongst buildings that reflect the sun in a distorted and unnatural way.
“I’m being serious,” Marietta says, giggling. She reaches over to receive the joint I’ve extended out to her, and tells me there’s scientists who say there is a human gene that makes us believe in god. Being with Marietta is like — have you ever spent time staring at a constellation? It’s impossible to tell how far apart each star is from the other. Once you start looking at each individual star you lose focus and all that translates is a semblance of shape or person, of this beautiful, amazing coincidence, and that was Marietta, difficult to see, but easy to feel. Very easy to want to be swept up in.
“Like a genetic predisposition to think there’s a god?”
She hands me back the joint. “Only some people have it. Do you?”
I sit up. My back is stiff from falling asleep on the porch last night. I woke up, a film of blue light, a streak of pain — we’d drank too much wine the night before. The last time I’d seen her was on that first date six years ago.
“That makes more sense than humans making up God out of thin air,” I say.
From my perspective, on the grass, Marietta looks like a continuation of the ancient stone sculpted into a statue of legs and hips, a distant wide face with hair blown around it, almost in the sky.
“But say it’s actually in our genes, to believe in a god,” I say, looking away from her. “Isn’t that proof there is one? Like, robots know they’re not human.” I take into account the two towers in my line of vision. They share a suspended pool deck, which connects between the buildings’ thirtieth floors by a moonroof in another perfect circle. Through this, sunlight is funneled onto it. Whether the moonroof that floats in the foreground of passing airplanes is supposed to recall the ancient circle below us is hard to say — it would be easy to assume it is just a coincidence. My eyes catch a dagger of refracted sun off of the left tower and I see waves; a helicopter roars and lifts through the sky in the direction of Key Biscayne, and I feel something in the energy of the ground below us. A discontent, or an anger.
From the front right corner table at the recently reopened Piccolo Italia, Mari could see beyond the register into the restaurant’s tight kitchen, where a pair of hands pulled flat loaves of focaccia out of an oven to cool. The hands—Mari could only see the hands, and part of one wrist—sliced two loaves at a time off the cooling rack. The fingers, with their clean square nails, struck Mari as extremely familiar in their movement and shape, erotic in the way they pressed against the tops of the pillowy strips.
“Yoo-hoo Mar!” Katie waved one of her own hands in Mari’s face. Her engagement rock was fat and shining. “You asked to hear this!”
Mari had just asked Katie and Gi, her girlfriends from high school, to detail the whole Manda Shorsky-bank-fraud saga, but had gotten bored halfway through, distracted by those hands.
“Sorry,” Mari said. She’d been transfixed. “I do want to hear the Manda drama but I swear to God that’s Anthony Pask back there on the bread.” Mari made two loose fists she tilted up and out and brought to her eyes like they were binoculars. “My first kiss!” she hissed.
“Are you crazy?” Gi contorted her body to catch a glimpse of the hands, placing her own on the chair, her rock too in Mari’s view. Hers was pavé and silver—the Paramus standard. The three of them had grown up with Anthony Pascarella: Leo DiCaprio’s doppelgänger, all-state football. Mari was the only one who had ever kissed him; a very long time ago, like when they were twelve.
Gi gave up first. “Can’t see a face,” she said, settling back into her seat to rub her neck, grimacing at the muscle she’d pulled while contorting herself.
“No way it’s Pask.” Katie didn’t need to look. Her eyebrows were raised a centimeter over where they naturally landed on her face, reminding Mari of a stern elementary school teacher. Which she was now. Fifth grade. “He stayed in South Jersey after Stockton, and he only ever worked at the Hawthorne spot. He’s also like, a dad?”
“Oh.” Mari sighed as she brought her index finger to her temple and scratched. Anytime Mari was back home time became less measurable: she saw ghosts of her past everywhere. “I always do that.” She laughed at herself and her friends laughed too. “So weird!” Mari thought Katie, the blondest of them, was laughing too hard.
The three of them, reunited for the first time all year, had finished one bottle of wine and were opening another when their server returned to their table with the check to let them know the restaurant was closed. “Ugh, I forgot this is Hoboken,” said Katie.
Gi thanked the server but stuck her tongue at his back while screwing the cap back on the second bottle of rosé she’d brought. “They’re really kicking us out.”
“Remember when they first opened and had a wine list?” Mari said.
“That’s the bad thing about BYOB,” Katie said, rolling her eyes. “They don’t let you sit long.”
Outside, Mari checked her phone for train times. Gi and Katie were taking a cab back to midtown, where they lived now.
“Shit,” Mari said, the blue phone light straining her eyes. “My train leaves in five.” She made it a point to sound bummed, but she wasn’t really. She preferred these reunion dinners to be short and sweet.
“If you run, you’ll make it,” Gi said.
“Aww,” Katie said, frowning at the sudden goodbye. “Wait, take the wine.”
“Yes, take it!” Gi grabbed the loose strap of Mari’s tote bag and shoved the bottle of rosé inside. “We’ll tell you about Manda next time.”
Mari hugged her friends goodbye and lurched herself into a jog, pressing her now-heavy tote into her armpit to steady the bottle. Her peeling Chelsea boots had a slippery heel, so she needed to pay extra attention to her fast strides on the cobblestones.
Think of something you really can't be late for!
Like a train!
No, like a big fat wedding.
Like your fat wedding.
After sprinting two blocks she crossed the avenue and slowed to a jog, but her brain kept repeating: Your wedding, you’re the bride, kind of in rhythm with her feet.
It felt like Vanessa had walked miles, but she still could not find the man’s apartment. She was late and lost so as she crossed the Eastern Parkway she texted him saying, I’m close.
K hurry, he texted back. And then immediately after, as though he had already been drafting it:
Can you pick up olives? Otherwise it’s caper martinis.
Vanessa exhaled down her coat to warm her neck. She was afraid she passed the last bodega, and no supermarkets were open past ten.
Out of bodega territory, Vanessa texted back. Capers are fine I guess.
She guessed? Sure, capers were fine. She patted at her hair, which she had recently dyed a light green after bleaching it a snow white. She took her phone out and switched on the front-face camera to see what she looked like. The tip of her nose was red and maybe she had colored in her eyebrows too dark, but ringlets of curls were still flowing from the carefully constructed updo on top of her head. She had created each curl herself, by twisting a chunk of her wavy hair around a finger, which she’d dipped in gel, and counting to twenty. She had just learned how to do this today — kind of dramatic, but she liked it.
It turned out she had memorized his address wrong, solving the problem by going back in their texts to double check. The building number was 674, not 746.
I’m five minutes away, she texted him, when really it was more like ten.
Sheesh. K, he texted. Was trying to time dinner!
She upped her pace, the heel of her leather boots clicking at the sidewalk. She could not tell if she was annoyed or horny at his impatience.
The Ace is a bar that probably no longer exists. It was the only old-school bar in the trendy neighborhood, and it was huge, expansive for the L.E.S., with two pool tables and a handsome wooden bar front going all the way to the back, space for twenty-five stools. There was a back room for comedy shows and DJ sets partitioned with cheap ropes of plastic beads where they let you smoke. The back room was a couple steps down from the main floor and could pass for a basement. This bar was an entire ecosystem, and it was a good place to hide from a storm; cozy with enough space to roam, how the basements of rich kids felt when I was twelve.
Argentina and I took our seats at the back end of it, laying out our jackets on the stools on either side of us so nobody was invited to sit nearby. Argentina ordered a vodka rocks and I laughed because she was just the one, two hours before, who’d been saying, “One drink only, one drink each.” Now, she was slugging. I wanted to communicate something to her, how admirable I found her lushness, how it was always attuned to mine, but I couldn’t find the words. Pushing through my brain to find good words in that moment was like pushing through that tough, pink insulation that oozes from the foundation of demolished homes.
“My brain is a demolished home,” is what I said to the bartender, another pretty girl, there were so many of them everywhere that night, this one with delicate cursive tattooed across her chest.
“Same thing?” the bartender said, and I said yes, the same thing as Argentina, except a martini, and with four olives instead of three.
The bartender gave me six olives instead of four. Argentina thought this was all so cute. The bartender forgot to charge me for the drink, and the extra olives.
“Did she wink at me?” I asked Argentina.
“Just say she did,” Argentina said back.
I thought I saw Pleiades when I first opened the door to Sophie’s flat in San Miguel, a beam of light or small-boned thing darting around the corner diagonal to the door and out onto the terrace. After I napped and regained a moral understanding of the mess I’d made at home, I walked around the border of the apartment with my finger on the lip of some cat food, and I started to worry. What if Pleiades had fallen off the limestone wall that distanced the house from the street and, having already moved onto its second life, walked into town to make a family?
I had really outrun myself this time. Three hours before my flight, up north, I was doing my hair in the mutely-lit morning when my boyfriend Tom picked my phone up and saw my texts with Jack Dawson. To him, the sexts look really bad. Unforgivable, almost.
“Please,” I begged for him to understand, “Jack and I existed together way before us. The fact that we found each other again after so many years is —"
“My ass,” Tom said, helping himself to my open luggage, hurling my shoe at the window and my purple caftan like a Crimsonette ribbon up in the air. “The fact that you’ve found each other again is, my ass!”
“Tom, listuhnnn,” I pleaded, half my hair wet and clamped in a clip, the other half styled and blond. I cupped Tom’s face in both my hands. He averted my eyes by rolling his around, like his head had just been decapitated. I had been looking forward to this solitary trip for weeks.
“Jack and I died together on the Ti-tan-ic,” I whispered. “Have some respect?”
The man who came out of the bathroom at the Quikstop was tan, hair down to his shoulders, a smile that was lazy and wide. I was seventeen, so he was a man — had I been older, maybe not.
“Hey baby,” he said. “What’s up?”
He looked at my eyes. He smelled like red wine and olives.
“Hey,” I said, really low key. He shook his head, like in disbelief. “Oh man, look at you.” I felt thin and cute and hot. He looked at me, up and down. I wish I could look at me, but there was no mirror. I knew that my shorts were tight around my pelvis and up my butt.
“Give it your all in there,” he said, and then he was gone. I locked myself in the bathroom, one with toilet paper streaming from the overflowing garbage, and now, I wanted to have sex. But I had to pee, so I did that instead, and I gave it my all, per his request. I squeezed my pee out with force, a powerful stream of gold. You’d think I was an Olympic fountain.
I returned to my boyfriend waiting in his Mustang. The Mustang was brown and smelled like Burger King, like dust on fabric. My hands smelled like the cotton flowers of the rest stop bathroom’s soap. I handed Jack a bag of Bugles.
“No pizza flavor? Man,” he said. He opened the bag and the fried chip smell made sense with the BK and the dust. We were making our way back from Wildwood, taking the Garden State Parkway all the way up. It was July, and I was going through a very interesting phase where, for the first time ever, I liked myself. I liked my thoughts, the shirt-and-shorts combinations I wore, the way they looked on my body, my sense of humor.
Jack and I chugged small Proseccos while waiting in line at the Port Authority for the seven a.m. AC gambling express. Ticketers on the early bus included us and clusters of ladies off the LIRR, who wore plastic headbands with shamrock shaped lights that dangled off the tops of those steel springs like wild ears. It was St. Patrick’s Day and we sat through the turnpike traffic drunk and perspiring. It was funny that my first trip out of Queens would be back to New Jersey, but I was in love with Jack. When you are in love, you always want to take that person home with you.
Jack I met while working the Kalashnikov at night. He was from Montana, which to me meant mermaid bars and the open range. Jack knew I had moved out of my mother’s house in October. What he didn’t know about me was my age. Jack thought I had just turned twenty-four, but really, I was right at thirty. I wasn’t sure how old he was, so I thought it better to pretend I was young. I looked young for a long time, and I always wanted to take advantage of this before it got too late.
The bus pulled into the Pietà parking lot by ten, the sun nowhere to be seen over the nine oceanfront casinos still standing and the countless construction sites, where hardhats were also hours into their day. While Jack took photos of the empty boardwalk with his Nikon, a new body fit with an old lens, I stretched my legs and my hips in Tall Vehicle parking. It was raw and chilly in the beach town, but I was marveling at the fact that we were here at all. I had the day and the night off from the bar, for once. It was something I never had.
On the way to the San Blas islands the road is rough and my boyfriend is in the back of this 4x4 truck with me. He is tall and lurching forwards, lips tight, motioning with shaky hands for me to hand him a cookie. He can’t even talk, his stomach is so bad. I unwrap the crunchy cookies we’ve just bought at a Super99 and wince at how loud the crackle of the foil is. It hurts my ears, for some reason, like I’m hearing through my nauseous boyfriend what the crackle sounds like. My boyfriend does not want me to touch him right now so I hold out the cookie and he smushes it into his own mouth. I don’t watch. It keeps him from throwing up.
To get to the islands a driver of Kuna heritage drives you an hour out of Panama City and then over and down the isthmus’ countryside to the far Caribbean waters. No road is paved past a certain point, and it is not a comfortable two-hour ride, up and down hills in a truck with bad transmission. To be honest I have forgotten just how bad it can feel. I know that my boyfriend is prone to getting carsick, though I have never seen it happen before today. I didn't know it could be this bad. I wish I had a joint to light for him, and I also am wishing for this ride to end soon. I had been looking forward to pointing out to him the big chunk of dirt road that crumbled and fell off the cliff to the earth below that I noticed the last time I came here, but that seems to have finally been fixed. Either that, or I missed it, which seems both possible and impossible at the same time. After all, it has been two years since I have been back in Panama, and many things are different.
Coming soon!
Representation:
Madeline Wallace at Sanford J. Greenburger
mwallace@sjga.com
Hi! My name is Christina Drill and I am a writer from New Jersey based in Brooklyn. My literary preoccupations include self-mythology, bridge and tunnel culture, and the black holes where intimacy and identity intersect.
My short fiction has been published in places like Washington Square Review, Bodega, The Florida Review, Chicago Quarterly Review, and Hobart, and my non-fiction has been published in places like The Miami Rail, The Adroit Journal, VICE, and New York Magazine. Subscribe to my awesome pop culture substack, Annoying Blondes.Also, here is my copywriting portfolio.
My current projects are a short story collection titled The Most Anonymous State and a novel based between the 1960s Panama Canal Zone and a 1980s New Jersey mall.
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